Thursday, February 26, 2009

Owww...no!! EXPLOSION!!!!


Yesterday, February 25, at around 5 pm...

I was listening to my Logic instructor, Mr.B. I. Garcia and he was a little boring
(He wouldn't tell us his real name, just the initials,.... we think his name is really 'baduy', so we sometimes call him Mr. "Bad influence" Garcia...heheheh or Bonifacio Itacio Garcia.....).
Anyway, the whole class was quite while listening to his lecture about Eduction ( obversion, conversion etc...)
Me and Karlo(my seatmate) were having little chats about the topic and about our classmates (for the sake of keeping ourselves awake while having a boring class).
Mr. B. I. started giving questions to the class... He was standing in front of the whole class for a moment then decided to sit... then..

He slipped.....

His hands accidentally touched something under the table, after that, a large sound was heard.......

"BOOM!!!"

Mr. BI looked at it first.... Me and some students sitted at the back doesn't have any idea where that loud sound came..

Then,
"sssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...."
Mr. BI ran slowly away from the table....

Our classmates in front were shouting......."AHHHHHH!!!!!"


Mr. BI paused, then ran slowly away from the table...

Some hurried to get out of the room...
some at the back were shouting...
"Hala bomba!!!" (bomb??how??)
"Mo-boto na!!!"(what???)

I was covering my ears while watching my classmates getting wild, hoping to gain a clue on what's really happening.....
Then, there was a smoke coming out from the table...
(does a bomb produce smoke??)
It smells awful.....
I was about to leave the room, just like the others, when one of our classmates who took a close look of that thing underneath the table, said.

"Fire extinguisher ra to oi....sir..wala jud nagsaba!!!!"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAA"""

Everyone looked stupid...

Mr. B I is the no.1 IMBA (imbalance) teacher ever.......

This is one of the funniest class ever!!!




(i wonder how that happened, the seal of a fire extinguisher should be tight or someone might have loosen it on purpose??????....)






Monday, February 16, 2009

VALENTINES.. supahhh!!!

I know most people would picture out Valentines Day as a day with the ones they love...... Well, it's obvious..(hahaha!!! how stupid!!).... But, I guess the best Hearts Day would be spending it with family, friends and your special someone (of course!!!)..

February 14, Valentines Day, and at the same time it was the Don Andres Soriano National High School Alumni Homecoming 2009...

My high school friends decided to have our little reunion, and at the same time spend V-day with the whole gang...

Of course, Valentines won't be complete if my boyfriend's not around, so while I'm enjoying my friends company, me and my boyfriend had a wonderful date..

With my friends, I'm a complete party girl, who just loves to dance, laugh, and have fun..

At first, my BF couldn't understand.....So, he got angry seeing me dancing at the dance floor and having fun with friends..HE BECAME JEALOUS and OUT OF PLACE.... Well, i really did my best to make him comfortable, but he just CAN'T DANCE WITH OUR RHYTHM.!!!
So, he left the dance floor, and took a seat... I knew he was angry, but I decided to leave him alone for awhile so that the disaster would be less....

Then, my friends decided that we take our seats because the main event for the night is about to start...

I talked to him, asked him if he's angry..At first, he denied.. I told him that Icould feel his anger, then he said, "KABAW MAN DI AY KA NA NASUKO KO, MANGUTANA PA JUD KA. GANIHA RA KO NAGHUWAT NIMO, IMO RA JUD KO GIPABAY-AN DRI..."
(" huhu..!! He is angry, I knew it..!!! why did I bother asking him......??!!! stupid!!!).

We argued on each other, while keeping our voices low, so that my friends who were just sitting beside us won't notice us fighting..

I really got pissed hearing him say, "MALIPAY RA MAN DI AY KA NA WALA KO..... MAS NALINGAW KA NILA..."

I got angry, very angry.... I really want to throw my cellular phone, but I didn't..( it would be waste..)
He saw my face, and he didn't like the face I was wearing...I think he became afraid because he doesn't want me to be angry ( coz it would be really hard for him.....), so he said,
"SORRY BABY... NAGLISUD LANG JUD KO, DI KO KASABAY NINYO....!! KALIMTI NALANG TO PLEASE!!"
I replied, " EWAN!!"..

But, after a long talk, we were back to normal, as if nothing happened....

Back to the happy part....!!!!

My friends decided to drink, I asked my BF if it's okey... He said it's okey, as long as he's with me..

We had glasses ofalcohol...... I became a little dizzy, the alcohol took over a part of my brain....!!! The gang went back to the dance floor and had fun... I was surprised with my BF, he danced with us....( i know he was doing it for me..!!!)

Then, we had more glasses..... then, decided to go home...

I was a little drunk I guess, because my head was so heavy.... Good thing I could still remember!!!

My BF just laughed at me, seeing me drunk....!!!!

I had a good night sleep......!!

The next day, my BF was still laughing at me.....!!

Thanks to all the people who loves me.....!!!

Thanks to all my dates last Valentines!!!!

Friday, February 13, 2009

I won't study again.. ever..

I really feel stupid and played by my teachers today, I blame this to Friday the 13th and Valentines Day....

Last night, (February 12), I worked my ass off studying my lessons for ENGINEERING MECHANICS ( it is a hard class for me!) so that my brain will be fully equipped with all the knowledge I need for a test the next day.. I studied until 3 am, solving problems....

"centroids???, SHIT!! What's the formula for that again??"

"Find the differential area..... OH NO!!!!!! What's the derivative of this....?"

I felt my brain's gonna explode....

And then there's one subject I still have to study..... my DIFFERENTIAL EQUATIONS...

All the formulas are mixed up.. I don't know when and where to use them... I don't know what should be the right formula to use.... They are all numbers.....

I want to cry.. Lord help me!!

In the end, I felt that I didn't learn anything... So, instead of sitting and staring at my book, I decided to sleep at 3 am.

I woke up, just 5 hours later to study again.. My eyes were still heavy...

" I need to get a high grade....", i was pushing myself.

I placed all my attentions to the book I'm holding..

Later, I went to the university...

"Jhen", my friend Therese, "ready na ka for the test? pa-copy..please"

I said " Hmmm.. NO, dili ko ready.. I think wala ko'y answer today"

Me and all of my classmates waited inside the room, it was already 11:00 but our teacher is still missing..

"Stupid......She's not coming..", I said." All my efforts are useless...."

I went home and had a nap...

At 4:30, I went to school again to attend my class...

Our teacher was there.....( good!!), but he just gave us an assignment and left...(too bad....)

The next class was at 5:30pm, I studied for a while coz we might have a test... Me and some of my classmates waited.... again, in vain...

"She's not coming", my classmate said." All teachers are heading to the South Campus to watch the Valentine Variety Show.."

"GRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!" , that pissed me off," They should have told us ahead of time...... I wasted my money, time and energy for nothing.... Mahal baya kaayo plete, wala na koy kwarta..."

" Dili na jud ko magtuon, na-badshot na ko."

" I won't study again, ever..."

( or just for now......)

Monday, February 9, 2009

Who am i?

Who am i?

Well, nothing is so special about me..... I'm just... ME.

I'd rather be at home, sit in front of my PC and browse the internet for hours.

Or, I'll be locking myself inside my room, and study my lectures.

Maybe, you'll see me sleeping most of the time..

Or, watchmovies all day long...

Talking with friends....

Well, I guess that's who I am...

I am JHENZ..... 90% human.... 10 % alien???

I am ME....

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